Nerd Confessions: Spitting
Spitting is cool and manly. I wish I were better at spitting, but oftentimes my body gets in the way. I’m riding my bike and spit to the side. It hits the back of my wrist. I’m walking and try to spit on the ground in front of me. It hits my pants. Now I have a wet mark on my pants, and I have to angle it towards the sun so it dries faster. This wouldn’t happen if I were good at spitting.
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