How I Will Change the World with Computers
One day, laptop in hand, I will travel across the country from business park to business park, searching for unsecured wireless networks from the safety of my car. Once I have access to the shared network printers, I’ll print out a ten page document made to look like a stream of vomit.
“These printers appear to be sick,” an office drone will say.
And that moment will be mine.
